assbutt-in-the-garrison:

punsicle:

wahT THE?? FUCk???? THEIR MOM’?? JUST FCUKING EXPKODED ON THE FUCKING CEILING OVER THEIR KID;?????
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAY ANGELS
I WAS MISLED ABOUT THIS SHOW

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(Source: zachabee-deactivated654323)

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homestucks-and-shit:

swagscats:

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing

that’s not comforting

(Source: heteroh)

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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aisette:

when the person u like logs on

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