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primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

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urbancatfitters:

u say unpack i say leave the suitcase open on the floor until i eventually use everything in it and then put it away 2 months later

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

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